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the boobs are real, the smile is fake crop top

£40.48 £32.82

a public service announcement, printed plain in cherry red serif on a soft cropped baby tee. one part flex, one part warning label. wear it and let the shirt do the small talk.

Select color: Orchid

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More details

  • 100% combed cotton 
  • Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
  • Midweight fabric (5.3 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Cropped length
  • Ribbed crew neck 
  • Dropped shoulders

Size & Fit


Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

the boobs are real, the smile is fake crop top Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
XS
17.32
18.7
S
17.72
19.69
M
18.31
20.67
L
18.7
21.65
XL
199
22.64

Our suppliers provide the measurements. Note that the dimensions of the product may differ by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

A useful tip is to measure a similar item you own at home and compare it with the sizes listed in this guide.

A Length

Start the measurement at the collar's edge at the top of the tee (at the Highest Point Shoulder) and extend the measuring tape to the bottom of the tee.

B Width

Begin measuring from the seam beneath one sleeve, stretching the tape across to the seam beneath the opposite sleeve.

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QUALITY

Premium garment

Printed on the AS Colour 5001T — 100% combed cotton, soft hand, built to last past 2am. Quality you can actually feel.

SHIPPING

Made fresh, ships fast

DTG printed when you order. Ships from the US in 5–11 business days. No minimums, no waiting on a drop.

GUARANTEE

Print issue? We've got you

We replace or refund any print error or visible quality issue. No questions, no fine print, no drama.

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