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twice as wet

$32.85

sweet on the surface, filthy if you read it twice. everyone reads it twice.

groovy bold lettering on a premium unisex tee, the soft heavyweight kind that somehow always ends up everyone's favourite. a love letter with a dirty mind.

wear it on a date. to the bar. to the part where they finally get the joke.

• premium combed cotton, unisex regular fit

• heavyweight 5.3 oz, holds its shape and only gets softer

• printed and shipped to order, just for you

runs true to size. size up for the boyfriend fit.

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More details

  • 100% combed cotton
  • Marles color is 85% cotton and 15% viscose
  • Heavyweight fabric: (5.3 oz.)
  • Yarn diameter: 28 singles
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Regular fit
  • Crew neck
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and hem
  • Ribbed collar
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Tear-away label

Size & Fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

QUALITY

Premium garment

Printed on the AS Colour 5001T — 100% combed cotton, soft hand, built to last past 2am. Quality you can actually feel.

SHIPPING

Made fresh, ships fast

DTG printed when you order. Ships from the US in 5–11 business days. No minimums, no waiting on a drop.

GUARANTEE

Print issue? We've got you

We replace or refund any print error or visible quality issue. No questions, no fine print, no drama.

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